The nerve of that man…how could he possibly include a smiley face at the end of such tragic news? This mass culling includes everything…even perennial favorites like the Spartans. I’m utterly devastated, and if you want to know why, check out my reviews of Black Milk here. I hated leggings before I met this man.
As tempted as I am to fly to Australia and stage an intervention, I’ll just have to settle for picking up a slew of Black Milk leggings before tomorrow. So thanks a lot, James. I’ll be eating beans and rice for a month because of you. For everyone else reading this, don’t hesitate–now is the time to buy!!!